washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD
*logs onto tumblr*
"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
"what is your cutie mark?"
"The fuck should i know I don’t care"
My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.